Get The Most Out Of Your Dreams

Do you ever think "why can't I have dreams like that?" when your friends tell you about their much-cooler dreams? Do you ever exaggerate what happened in your dreams to impress your friends? Trust me, it happens to the best of us. But now everyone can get in on the fun; here's what we learned. If you apply careful techniques, you will see drastic results! Please make sure to have your Oneirograph active before attempting to sleep. Let's Starting with the first technique.

Lie-Up Method

This method is easy for beginners alike. Find a spacious room with not too much space and spread out a favorite blanket or two. If you don't have two favorite blankets, one is just fine. Now, lie down on the blanket with your muzzle facing "up" towards God. This is the "Lie-Up" method of sleep that originates from tribes in the ancient Milongo. The key here is to keep your muzzle pointing "up" and angle your paws down so that you are parallel to the heaven and the earth. Sleep should not be too much trouble like this.

Goat Method

Some find the way that goats sit amusing, but we take our research seriously. What we saw wasn't something to laugh about, but an opportunity to improve people's lives. In order to use this method, you will need to up your game a little bit. Find a comfortable and soft surface to rest your arms on and assume the pose shown below.

With enough practice, you will be able to fall asleep like this. Leading to refreshment of mind and body, and also the chakras are aligned in the "Contiguous Manner" which will let you have exciting dreams with a slight tinge of anxiety. Reports of incessant ska were unfounded, but we did enjoy Light Latin Beats upon arrival.

The Second Goat Method

Did you think that was it? Goats are renowned for their immense strength and handsome dreams. For those looking for greater challenge, remove the comfortable and soft surface. It is difficult, but you will be rewarded with complex dreams. For those wanting a little more simplicity, angle your tail about 45 degrees north for balance. For those lacking tails, complexity is the spice of life. Our study showed participants sleeping up to 48 hours in this position.

Swooping Albatross

This pose lets you "dive deep" into the dream of your choice. It will take a couple of steps for you. Find a comfortable place that is angled downward very slightly, as shown:

Lie down with your head pointing towards the ground and your feet pointing towards the air. Isn't this exciting? Envision the dream you want to see as you fall asleep, and you will dive right into it. Comfort is the most important part of this technique; be sure to have your comfortable pillows and blankets nearby as you are sleeping to induce the proper dreams.

Big Tricks

We here at Dreamway have patented several unique sleeping styles for our customers to enjoy. "Big Tricks" will allow you to experience the excitement of magic every time you fall asleep, without fail. Get into the mood before bed by dressing as a magician to enhance the effect.

Stand upright with your arms out loosely. Sleep should not be too much trouble like this. For those struggling, lighting candles will bring the mood down a little bit. To further decrease the energy, you can pile sandbags around your footpaws. This will keep you firmly rooted while still letting you soar free. Once you're asleep, you'll experiencing exciting thrills of magic no one has ever seen before, and all for the price of free.